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September 9, 2007
Mondays Are For Jerks!
"If it is important, do it every day. If it's not important, don't do it at all." Dan John
Warmup: 30 clean & jerks with an empty barbell. Use full squat cleans starting below the knees and alternate legs on the split jerks.
Monday 070910
Shoulder press 1-1-1-1-1 reps
Push press 3-3-3-3-3 reps
Push Jerk 5-5-5-5-5 reps
Post loads to comments.
Compare to 070810
Elements classes this week will be focusing on the slow lifts: squat, press and deadlift. Remember Monday and Friday Elements classes are at 7pm. The Tuesday and Thursday WODs are at 7pm. Wednesday beginner's class is at 6pm.
Breathing? Seems easy...or does it? Read this article and post your thoughts to comments.
Thanks to Caroline from CrossFit One World for visiting.

Posted by Keith Wittenstein at September 9, 2007 9:44 PM
Comments
i fuckin love mondays
Posted by: juan g. at September 9, 2007 10:54 PM
Keith, it's true...you really are a blogger now.
Looking forward to this workout.
Posted by: Allison at September 9, 2007 11:19 PM
Front Squat on Sunday was vicious! I beat my PR but 30lbs! Thanks Keith for being insane enough to push it one step farther.
135, 155, 175, 195, 195, 195, 195, 195, 195, and then on the last set 200lbs!
Stayed for Oly class and did my first 95lbs clean and jerk. Good sunday. Nice way to start the week off strong.
I fucking hate mondays!
PS-MTV music awards sucked! Spears fell off! And our girl Ms. South Carolina was in attendance lol
Posted by: Jack Bauer at September 9, 2007 11:45 PM
ya'll are some sickos.
who looks forward to this fucking workout.
things i look forward to:
singing
money
sex
dancing
sleeping in
food
the latest ipod
sex
wtf is wrong with you guys???
don't you have other things to look forward to?
(for those of you who don't know what a crossfit junkie i am, this is supposed to be funny. though i really am not looking forward to this.)
Posted by: marisela at September 10, 2007 6:34 AM
Main Entry: perfect
Part of Speech: adjective 1
Definition: flawless
Synonyms: absolute, accomplished, aces*, adept, beyond compare, blameless, classical, consummate, crowning, culminating, defectless, excellent, excelling, experienced, expert, faultless, finished, foolproof, ideal, immaculate, impeccable, indefectible, masterful, masterly, matchless, paradisiac, paradisiacal, peerless, pure, skilled, skillful, sound, splendid, spotless, stainless, sublime, superb, supreme, ten*, unblemished, unequaled, unmarred, untainted, untarnished, utopian
Antonyms: defective, faulty
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.3.1)
Copyright © 2007 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at September 10, 2007 8:21 AM
so im having issues with getting time off for the cert this coming weekend.
im still working on it...but if anyone is interested in maybe buying me seat.
lemme know gonzaleznj@gmail.com
Posted by: juan g. at September 10, 2007 8:41 AM
tyler, i am having some trouble understanding your last blog. i think you are referring to my form, but it could be my personality or my voice. please clarify.
thank you
Posted by: marisela at September 10, 2007 9:29 AM
That is a great article, breathing really does make all the difference.
Yesterday my hamstrings were about as shot as they've ever been. I don't know if it was the filthy fifties, scott's mom, or the KB class, but something worked. I guess this is why its the "black box".
I'll second that B.Spears sucked. VMAs are such a joke.
Posted by: jay h at September 10, 2007 9:45 AM
cfwux2
press:
95x5
135x1
145x1
155x1
165x1, tie pr
170xFail
p press:
155x3
155x3
165x3
175x3
185x3, late locking out on last 2
p jerk:
135x5
145x5
155x5
165x5
175x5, new 5 rep pr by 20lbs
Posted by: Brett_nyc at September 10, 2007 10:55 AM
SP: 105, 115, 115(f), 105, 105
PP: 115, 115, 115, 120, 135(2,f)(*accidental PR)
PJ: 125, 115, 115, 115, 115
* Keith tried to push my push press from 115 to 125 all at once, but I decided to use my superior math skills and move incrementally, dividing the mandated 10 pound increase into two steps of 5 and then 15.
Posted by: Hari at September 10, 2007 11:54 AM
We might have to get some of these made with our Black Box logo on them for Hari and a few other mathmagicians.
http://www.4imprint.com/Sport-Grip-Calculator-Opaque/EXEC/DETAIL/FROMPRODUCTGROUP/~SKU009948/~CA9948-S.htm
Posted by: Tyler Durden at September 10, 2007 12:23 PM
For Marisela
Main Entry: egotistic
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: conceited
Synonyms: affected, aloof, autocratic, boastful, boasting, bragging, conceited, egocentric, egoistical, egomaniacal, egotistical, haughty, idiosyncratic, inborn, individualistic, inflated, ingrained, inherent, inner-directed, intimate, intrinsic, introverted, isolated, narcissistic, obsessive, opinionated, personal, pompous, prideful, proud, puffed up, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-centered, self-important, snobbish, stuck-up, subjective, superior, swollen, vain, vainglorious
Antonyms: altruistic, humble, modest, reserved, selfless, unpretentious
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.3.1)
Posted by: Tyler Durden at September 10, 2007 12:26 PM
It seems someone has discovered Rogetsthesaurus.com and having WAY too much fun with it.
Posted by: dan def at September 10, 2007 12:42 PM
Ok, who got Wittenstein the Thesaurus?
Posted by: Justin at September 10, 2007 1:37 PM
Kieth,
can you give me some antonyms for "receptive"
Posted by: brett_nyc at September 10, 2007 3:03 PM
For Brett:
Main Entry: receptive
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: open
Synonyms: acceptant, acceptive, accessible, alert, amenable, approachable, bright, favorable, friendly, hospitable, influenceable, interested, observant, open, open-minded, perceptive, persuadable, pushover*, ready, recipient, responsive, sensitive, suggestible, susceptible, swayable, sympathetic, welcoming, well-disposed
Antonyms: resistant, unresponsive
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.3.1)
Posted by: Tyler Durden at September 10, 2007 4:41 PM
Is the link to the schedules (as of August 2007) still good?
If not, would you be able to change the link?
I can't remember much these days, so remembering if the WODs are at 6 or 7 this month is nearly impossible.
Posted by: Paul S at September 10, 2007 5:28 PM
do you guys have bodyfat calipers up there? can someone show me how to use them?
Posted by: dammit at September 10, 2007 6:39 PM
thanks Kieth!
Dammit, you pinch in a few places, under tricep, top of thigh, love handle area, and average out between the three areas. I'd guess you're 10%ish probably minus a few
Posted by: brett_nyc at September 10, 2007 7:00 PM
also, i had what could turn out to be a brilliant idea. threats have been made about having spandex day at the black box...i'd like to expand that idea and suggest we do a SUPERHERO FRAN. which is to say, anyone who wants to can come to the box decked in full, head-to-toe superhero regalia (hence the spandex), we do fran, and video it. guaranteed it'll make it onto the HQ site for halloween. what do you say?
Posted by: dammit at September 10, 2007 7:03 PM
thanks, brett, but i actually have to know how to use the calipers for my new mctraining job :(
Posted by: dammit at September 10, 2007 7:04 PM
P: 135 x 5
PP: 135 x 5
PJ: 95 95 115 135 145
ermmm... yeah... that's all I really have to say today... woulda liked to comment on breathing stuff but was out all day.
Is it only just monday still already again yet...?
errggh....
Posted by: Mr Ben at September 10, 2007 8:08 PM
Good to be back at the box after over a week off... Seems a nice long rest and crappy eating helped.
P:155x3, 165(f), 155
PP:165x4, 170
PJ: 155x2, 164x3
Posted by: Justin at September 10, 2007 9:00 PM
Damn it was a brutal day to do jerks with after doing front squats. Had decent numbers though
Press 135 x 5
Push Press 135, 135, 145, 135, 135
Push Jerk 95, 95, 95, 115, 115
Paul aka Prince Charming, good catching up with you. Your tan was flawless damn you.
Dan Def-damn you got strong jaw taking a hit like that! You got a UFC chin man!
Justin welcome back and thanks for the push.
Keith you spent the whole day playing Encyclopedia Brown. LOL
Posted by: Jack Bauer at September 10, 2007 10:38 PM
SP 62-67-72-73(PR)-75
PP 75-75-82-82-85 2/3 (PR)
PJ 85x5x2(4/5 each but form bad), 75 (still needs work), 75, 70
PJ need work!
Posted by: sarena at September 10, 2007 10:59 PM
Marisela, sorry I couldnt make it tonight! Needed at home!
Posted by: sarena at September 10, 2007 11:19 PM
Shoulder press 1-1-1-1-1 reps
Push press 3-3-3-3-3 reps
Push Jerk 5-5-5-5-5 reps
sp:125-135-135-145f-140f
pp:140-145-155-155f-145
pj:135-135-140-145-145
Posted by: juan g. at September 11, 2007 12:29 AM